Introducing Jane

I've known Jane the day I arrived at this graduate institution. She is much older than me and thinks she knows everything in this world, whether it deals with men, books, religion, politics..you name it she knows it.

Along with her know it all characteristics comes her constant thinking that she is by far the hottest girl to live on this planet and that if any guy who leaves her, leaves her mainly because they get scared when they realize they have fallen in love with her.

She claims she is not competitive at all, but watch your back as she will eat you alive if she even senses you might be outsmarting, outdoing her. She can't seem to sit there and listen to you EVER talk about how someone complimented you, or how you did this or that.

Much to my dismay, there are days I can stand her, and we can be friendly to each other as long as I don't tell her I did something great, and as long as we keep school aside.